
Thus far, the presidential candidates (and one ex-candidate) haven't been particularly forthcoming with their platforms on the whole zombie issue. So what are we discerning voters to do?
Here's an idea: how about we directly equate the candidates' quoted positions on Iran to their unspoken positions on the zombie threat.
I mean, that's a fair and scientific approach to getting some real insights on this critical issue, right? Yeah. Totally.
It really would have been much more productive to address the looming zombie threat during the last debate, rather then you know, flag lapel pins.
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