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How Five Presidential Candidates Would Handle a Looming Zombie Threat

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Thus far, the presidential candidates (and one ex-candidate) haven't been particularly forthcoming with their platforms on the whole zombie issue. So what are we discerning voters to do?

Here's an idea: how about we directly equate the candidates' quoted positions on Iran to their unspoken positions on the zombie threat.

I mean, that's a fair and scientific approach to getting some real insights on this critical issue, right? Yeah. Totally.

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It really would have been much more productive to address the looming zombie threat during the last debate, rather then you know, flag lapel pins.

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Reply#1 - Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:23 AM EDT
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